Like Sardines

More often than not, our underground public transit system makes people edgy and tense. The tension may be so great that some of these people may even begin to think that they have special powers. To onlookers, it appears that in their minds these people are the size of a small cornish game hen, because every time a packed train pulls up to the station, at least one of them tries to squeeze into the one square foot of space that is left. Less than one square foot of space left, you say? Never fear! It appears as though their powers also have a built-in pushing feature, where they squish people even tighter together with just one evil look! The most horrid thing of all is that once one of them transforms into the game hen, a few others will inevitably do the same. There’s at least one transformer at every station, so beware!