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Archived Smirk

Janet and I got a subscription to the Best of Broadway series this year, and the first show of the series was Evita, which we saw Thursday night.

I wasn't really keen on seeing this show. I love musicals, but I just don't like Andrew Lloyd Webber's stuff. Phantom of the Opera makes me gag, and I really don't like Cats… so I wasn't looking forward to watching a two-and-a-half hour Webber snooze fest.

However, the show really impressed me. The staging, choreography was absolutely amazing. The acting was great (aside from the woman playing Evita, who was a little stiff&#41… and the male lead (playing the role of Che&#41 was outstanding. When the intermission hit, Janet and I were anxiously waiting for the second act.

But as most musicals go… the second act was choppy and rushed (though there were some great moments in the staging of the second act&#41… and what some people might have called an ending was absolutely atrocious.

My overall opinion is that the new staging of Evita is very good, and has the chance of winning some awards if it makes it to Broadway. Still, I have three reservations with this production:
1&#41 The music was by Andrew Lloyd Webber
2&#41 The lyrics are by Tim Rice
3&#41 The story is about Eva Peron
If they could just take care these three things, I would list this as one of my absolute favorite shows of all time.

Posted in Smirks.


Archived Observation

When Janet and I went to get new glasses two weeks ago, the doctor performing the eye exam noticed that there was a slight anomaly with my optic nerve. It seemed that the nerve in my left eye was smaller than the nerve in my right eye, Though it wasn't anything to panic over, he decided that it would be prudent for me to get my eyes dilated so he could do a more thorough exam. Since we were his last appointment of the day, he asked if we could come in on the 20th for the dilation.

Fast forward to yesterday. We wake up about an hour before the appointment, so we have to head over to the optometrist's… in the pouring rain… with no food in our stomachs. We get into the shop, he puts in the drops, and we are sent to the waiting area while the drops take effect.

Over the next 20 minutes, the drops did their duty… making everything fuzzy and really, really bright. The doctor brings me in, shines a light-house power beam into my eyes and informs me that the nerve looks fine and healthy… but to get it checked again in 2 years to make sure that it's not a degenerative problem.

Five minutes later, Janet was given a clean bill of [ocular] health and we left for home… with a smashing headache, a crashing blood sugar level and no sense of humor.

Needless to say… yesterday afternoon just sucked.

Posted in Observations.


A long week…

Four PM, Friday afternoon marked the end of a long, dragging week. So, we decided to go to the Toronado for an end-of-the-week beer.

Friday: 5:10 PM – after exiting the 71 Limited that brought me back from the brink of hell (that is to say, the Financial District), I immediately crossed the street, making a bee-line for the Toronado. As I walked by Rosamunde, I noticed that Jeff (the owner) was tending shop, so I decided to stop in to see what he was up to. What he was up to, I immediately found out, was

Lamb and Lentil Stew… and Weiner Schnitzel.

Aah… Jeff’s Weiner Schnitzel. He only makes it once in a blue moon, but as soon as the word gets out, his shop is practically overrun with locals wanting a plate of his perfect Schnitzel. If you’ve never had Wiener Schnitzel, let me describe it for you. Weiner Schnitzel, aka Vienna (Wein) style fried port cutlet. Jeff takes thin-cut pieces of port, seasoned and then dredged in flour. He then pan-fries the cutlets and serves it up with sweet and hot mustards. I placed an order for the Weiner Schnitzel and then promptly walked over to the Toronado to have an anticipatory beer.

The beer… Speakeasy IPA (which I still call Barfly Pale). The bartender… Pauly (and Steve). The Weiner Schnitzel… as perfect as always.

Janet made it about 30 minutes later, and she ordered up a Blanche de Meteor, a belgian witbeer which is similar to Hoegaarden White, but a little less sweet with a nicer yeast taste. I took this opportunity to order up a Speakeasy Prohibition Ale. I really need to drag my ass back to Speakeasy to say hi to Forrest, Eric and Steve.

At 7pm or so, Ian came in… so we decided to stay for another beer. Janet had another Blanche de Meteor, while I decided to have a Lagunitas Hairy Eyeball (a dark, hoppy ale).

We left at 7:30, making a stop at Rosamunde for a take-home bowl of Lamb and Lentil Stew and a second stop at Sunshine Market for a few British candy bars.

Saturday, 10pm… post sushi – Janet and I decided to make a quick hour-and-a-half trip to the Toronado. Ian and Robert were on shift, which means that we could have stayed as late as we wanted… but we had stuff to do at home, so we cut it short. The beers… Janet had a pair of Guinness and I had a Lagunitas Maximus (IPA) and a Speakeasy Barfly Pale. I really hope that Forrest and Eric decide to continue making the IPA, because it’s quickly becoming one of my favorites.

That’s all for now.

Posted in The Barfly Chronicles.


Y2K

The other day we noticed some anti-yuppie stickers that someone had plastered all over one of the bathrooms at the Toronado (the bathroom with the huge “GO HOME YUPPIES” painted in on the wall with silver paint.) “Y2K –Yuppies 2 Kill.” is printed on the corner of each of them, along with messages like “Go home, Yuppies, we hate you and some of us are armed” and “Go buy a house on the peninsula before it’s too late.” Other than that, though, it’s been weird going out lately. So…blah. So…nothing happening. So…same old, same old. I hope it’s just a short boring section in the cycle of life and not a case of permanent malaise.

Posted in The Barfly Chronicles.


Archived Smirk

Egad! Avery stole my Smirk! Since it was my birthday, we decided that we should go for sushi since we haven't in quite a while, mostly because we can't seem to find a place that has a selection of fish that is varied as well as exceptionally fresh. Well, there is Ebisu, but it always has a two-hour wait, and there are those few scattered hole-in-the-wall places that seat, like, eight people total, and there's Blowfish, which although it has ultra-modern space-age decor, a sake bar and shows cool anime videos on movie screens placed strategically around the restaurant, it has some weird, untraditional vibes; like even though you may choose to sit at the sushi bar, a waiter will still come over to take your order, and they serve their sake in clear glass decanters (which look like small flower vases&#41 and clear shot glass-type glasses which isn't conducive to keeping the hot sake actually hot at all. Not only that, you're literally elbow-to-elbow with the rest of the patrons, their sushi is only so-so, and the place gets packed/over-run/SRO with caucasian yuppies getting drunk on sake by 9:00 PM.

But Kabuto…Kabuto! It is heaven on earth. HUGE selection of fish. FRESH fish. Melt-in-your mouth fish. We ate practically everything on the nigiri menu, and even ventured onto the vegetarian side of the menu board after we had exhausted the seafood options. (an important aside: Kabuto is the only sushi bar I've ever sat at that has been kind enough to provide a real chopstick rest, and it's this and other little attention-to-detail touches — like when the waitress told me to watch out for the little dip in the floor beneath the carpeting under my feet and then apologized: "This restaurant is so old!" —  that change a good experience into a great one.&#41 After nearly three hours, we left with the best, happiest, most peaceful sushi buzz ever!

Posted in Smirks.


The Hershey's Kiss-Off

Is anyone else getting sick of Hershey Foods buying up all of the remaining candy companies out there?

I mean, don't get me wrong… I love Hershey Kisses and I used to trade most of my Halloween candy for those elusive miniature bars of Hershey Special dark… but lately it has been really disturbing me that every American-made candy bar that I see has the Hershey logo printed on its backside.

Hershey owns Reese Candy, creators of the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. They own the rights to produce Nestle's KitKat and all Cadbury products in the United States. They bought the recipes for Almond Joy, Milk Duds, Payday and Twizzlers.

Case in point: Saturday night. While Janet and I were grabbing an emergency umbrella at Rite Aid, I noticed a rack of candy bars… wrapped in grey-silver with blue writing. Oh my stars, a Zero Bar!

Zero Bars were my absolute favorite candy bars as a kid.. they were my father's as well. Whenever we should find a cache of them, we would buy as many as we could get our hands on… sometimes buying multiple cases. They were that hard to find, and that good.

If you've never experienced a Zero Bar, let me explain: this is Frank Martoccio's (the creator&#41 finest creation… even better than Payday Candy Bars. It's aerated nougat (think 3 Musketeers&#41 with caramel and chopped almonds covered with white chocolate. This was my first introduction to white chocolate… well before the Nestle's White craze in the mid-eighties (which was a mistake almost as large as the whole Clear Pepsi debacle&#41. It was heavenly.

I remember asking my father why it was so hard to find the delicious confection. It was then that he explained that the candy was made by a company called Leaf Candy (he then showed me the logo on the back of the wrapper&#41, and since it was a small company, it had limited distribution. It was the Zero Bar that taught me the simplest concepts of commerce, supply and production.

So, naturally, when I saw the Zero bars at Rite Aid, I bought four of them… out of fear that I would never see another Zero Bar in San Francisco again. Since I don't eat that much candy (really, I don't&#41, I flipped them over to see what the expiration date was. That's when I saw the logo… Hershey Chocolate USA.

I don't know why it bothers me so… the recipe is the same… the taste is the same… but for some reason the memory is just a little tainted.

Does everything have to change?

Posted in Scowls.