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Anchor Small Beer

Last night was a hellish night at the Torondo. Because it won the Bay Guardian’s Best of the Bay award for “Best Bar” last Wednesday, it has been packed by all of the bridge-and-tunnel yuppies since then. However, Janet and I were lucky, and we were able to get our favorite seats quite quickly (we got one of them immediately. The second seat opened up after 2 beers). I discovered a great beer by Anchor (of course, it would have to be an Anchor beer) called the Small Beer, which is a second pressing of one of my favorite barleywines, Old Foghorn. As the night went on, Maury, another regular sitting next to us said to me, “You seem to be more of a colleague [to Johnny the Bartender] than a customer.” This is one of the nicest thing that anyone has said to me. It means a lot to me that some noticed that I am no longer just some schlub that orders a beer and throws down his cash… I’ve become part of the fabric and the personality of the bar.

Tonight, we will be at Marcus’ Evil Doers party, so we will not have a Barfly update for 8/2/98.

Posted in The Barfly Chronicles.


Doormen

Since it was big news that the Toronado won the Best Bar award, Tad the Doorman penciled in “and they have the nicest doormen” underneath the little blurb about the bar in every single copy of the Bay Guardian that was stacked at the door. And they do have the nicest doormen. Also the nicest bartenders. Even if Johnny DID have all of his bleach-blonde hair cut off. Now the little remaining hair he does have has been returned to the shortest, plainest brown ever to sit on someone’s head. I will miss the hair.

Posted in The Barfly Chronicles.


Sexual Images in Star Trek (an animation&#41

 

 

 

 

Posted in Smirks.


An Animated Scowl for Playstation

 

 

 

 

Posted in Scowls.


I'm on the goddamned phone!

When I walk into someone's office at work and see that they're on the phone, I usually turn around and leave. When people walk up to my desk and see that I'm on the phone, they look right at me and start talking anyway. Consequently, I have the phone person talking to me, usually about something of moderate importance, and I have the real live person also talking to me at the same time. In the process of trying to listen to both of them, I usually don't hear either of them. I then start ignoring the real live person (who shouldn't be talking anyway&#41 and, sounding like a total incompetent boob, have to ask the phone person to practically start their conversation all over again. The alternate version of this is when someone "voices in" to your phone extension and repeats your name over and over and over again, maybe hoping that they will eventually annoy you into answering them. I've actually had someone do this to me and when I didn't answer (because I was on the phone, not because I was pretending to be away from my desk, as I am sometimes tempted to do&#41 the person actually walked over, stood a few yards behind me and literally yelled my name a couple of times. Can't people just wait two minutes or put a note in front of me or something? 

Posted in Scowls.


Archived Smirk

The inaugural smirk of August, and it's a good one! This afternoon, we went out with Brad and Sarah to the Computer Show at the Cow Palace. We picked up a copy of J++ and C++ programming languages for $4 and $20 respectively. Talk about a good deal! Afterwards, we went to the holy mecca that is called "Beverages and More". BevMo (as they prefer to call themselves&#41 is the best chain of liquor stores in Northern California. We were able to pick up the following items that we can't find anywhere else in the city:

  • 12 Underbergs in the 1998 collectible tin
  • a Fifth of Jim Beam Rye (for making Sazeracs&#41
  • a Fifth of Herbsaint (again, for making Sazeracs&#41
  • A small bottle of Lindeman's Kriek Lambic (Sour Cherry&#41
  • A small bottle of Lindeman's Kriek Framboise (Raspberry&#41
  • A large bottle of Liefman's GluhKriek (spiced cherry Lambic&#41
  • A bottle of Ommegang (a NY State Belgian type ale&#41

While perusing the aisles, we met up with Marcus, who is throwing the Evil Doers party tonight. He was stocking up the cart for what is surely going to be a MEAN little punch (note, there is a bottle of everclear in the mix&#41. This should be the start of a wonderful weekend!

Posted in Smirks.