Premature Speculation

The reports of my demise were… shall we say… premature.

The Spigot has re-opened and is back in business. The reason cited for the closure? Vacation.

Of course, most businesses would tend to post signs or some other form of notification to passersby that the bar was closing for two full weeks, but the owner of The Spigot decided that it would simply make more sense to hide a 3×5 notecard on the mantle of the bar (in between the knicknacks and other miscellaneous crap&#41 for a few days before they closed shop. Whatever… I'm in no mood to complain…. The Spigot is open again and I'm absolutely thrilled. Seriously.

So, the question is: why am I at home telling you about this instead of going back to the bar for another beer?