How long does it take you to pee?

After waiting for forever and a day outside of a women's restroom recently — the single kind where only one person can go in at a time — I started wondering what exactly the woman could be doing in there for so long. There's always a line for the women's bathroom, and for the life of me I can't figure out why. I mean, I go in, I pee, I'm done. 3 minutes, max. I'm a woman and  even I don't know what they're doing in there. You just see a bunch of feet under the doors of the stalls, but no movement, no sound, nothing. It's like they're all just standing in there. I've heard some women talk about how they can't go to the bathroom in public restrooms because they're paranoid of other people hearing them go. In that case, just wait outside and let the rest of us pee! We'll let you know when the coast is clear.