Doormen

Since it was big news that the Toronado won the Best Bar award, Tad the Doorman penciled in “and they have the nicest doormen” underneath the little blurb about the bar in every single copy of the Bay Guardian that was stacked at the door. And they do have the nicest doormen. Also the nicest bartenders. Even if Johnny DID have all of his bleach-blonde hair cut off. Now the little remaining hair he does have has been returned to the shortest, plainest brown ever to sit on someone’s head. I will miss the hair.