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Read the damned board!

Ok, like I said in yesterday’s update : Oh well, it’s not the first time that we’ve been there until 2am, and it won’t be the last. Well, last night we were there until last call once again. When we got to the Toronado, we realised that the only bartender on shift was Ian. Saturdays are strange days at the Toronado… sometimes it’s empty, sometimes it’s quite busy. Ian was hoping that the night was going to be slow when he agreed to be on shift alone yesterday. Since Ian is the newest Bartender, and yesterday was Dave (the Owner’s) birthday party, Ian figured that Johnny should be able to enjoy the party. Ian, unfortunately, was wrong.

Anyway, back to the bar. Ian responded to our presence by swiftly bringing a round of Underberg. Mmmmm… Underberg. That and a Hop Ottin IPA started off the evening… a Lind Jolly Roger and a Lindeman’s Framboise (along with more Underberg) finished off the evening. All said, it was a perfect evening at the Toronado.

The only thing that should have made the evening better would be some incident with the Yuppies… oh wait! I did have some yuppie incidents. The first incident happened a few minutes after arriving at the Toronado. I needed to get to the bathroom, and in my way were a gaggle of cardigan-wearing yuppies. So, first, I asked nicely “Excuse me”… when nobody responded, I said “Pardon me, coming through”. I figured that the third time would be a charm, so I tapped on the queen-yuppie’s shoulder and said “‘Scuse me, coming through…” when that failed to produce a response, I just pushed my way right through them. Queen yuppie made some half-assed attempt at copping an attitude with me by yelling “Hey, watch it there!” Ooh… I was trembling.

The yuppies struck again while we were into our second beers… another yuppie came up to the bar and ordered a Bass and two shots of Jager[meister]. Excuse me, do you SEE Bass ale on the board? Do you see any hard liquor or anyone else drinking a mixed drink? No. I have never believed that there is no such thing as a stupid question, and assholes like this prove me right every time.

Posted in The Barfly Chronicles.


Going Slumming?

Last night we were on the fence about going to the Toronado, only because we had gone on Friday night and ended up staying until last call. But we decided that we wanted to see Ian, so we went and again ended up staying until last call, mostly because Ian was the only bartender on shift, which is always cool. Had Framboise all night (expensive taste, I know!) first Lindemans in the bottle and then Lindemans on tap (bottle’s better). I still don’t understand those people who come to the Lower Haight all dressed up to go to the Toronado. At least dress the part if you’re going slumming. Sheesh.

Posted in The Barfly Chronicles.


Barfly Life

Lat night, after the Brian Setzer concert (check today’s entry in the smirks section to see what we thought of the show) we went to the Toronado for what was planned to be a couple of beers. We ended up staying there until last call. Oh well, it’s not the first time that we’ve been there until 2am, and it won’t be the last.

Most of the night was spent talking to Steve, one of the bartenders/bouncers. He’s one of those types who you always see at the bar, but never really talk to. Last night we talked. It was great! We spent almost 2 hours discussing why movie sequels suck… which led to a discussion of Star Wars, cartoons, and all other geeky stuff. Like I have said before, it’s the personality of the bartenders and the barflys that really creates the mood at a bar.

On a beer-geek note, I had the new Jolly Roger from Lind Brewery… which at 8% abv is a strong beer to start with. From there, I moved onto a pair of Hop Ottin IPAs from Anderson Valley Brewery, which were mild in comparison at 7.5% abv. We ended the night with a Boon Kriek Mariage Parfait, a sour Belgian Lambic beer with a touch of sour cherry added in the secondary fermentation.

Posted in The Barfly Chronicles.


Powerhouse Gym: Facilities of Doom

Went to the gym today for Jocelyn's boxing class. Everything was going great, except the boxing room was slowly filling up with car fumes (including our favorite odorless-colorless gas: Carbon Monoxide&#41. By the end of the class, I was so woozy, that I thought that I was going to end up vomiting in the locker room. It ends up that a number of people complained about feeling sick after class as well. It took almost an hour before I started feeling OK again. Powerhouse Gym: Facilities of Doom… next week on NBC's Tuesday Night Movie.

Posted in Scowls.


Shuttle to Nowhere

You know, I have really been harsh towards the dedicated, hard-working morons at MUNI. What I have come to realise, is that anyone who drives people around for a living must have to get a state-mandated lobotomy. Yesterday, Janet and I went to the Brian Setzer concert with Carlos and Adriana from my office. We met up at the Occidental Grill, one of the classic American restaurants in the city. After drinks with one of the owners (Curtis Post, a long time acquaintance&#41 and a light dinner… it was time to head out to the show.
So, we went outside to a busy corner to hail a cab. 5 minutes later, we were on our way to the Warfield Theater, a city landmark and one of 3 concert halls in the city… or so we thought…
The cab driver had no idea how to get to the Warfield. He asks us "Do you know where it is?"… I would never ask a passenger that question… If I was a cabbie, I would radio into the dispatch office and ask for directions. I would never show the passengers that I had no idea how to get somewhere. So, after steering him close to the Warfield, we just got out and walked the last 2 blocks.
It's like when I have to get to the airport for a business trip. When I travel, I call SuperShuttle, an airport shuttle service. On more than 3 occasions, I have been asked by the driver "What's the fastest way to get to the airport from here?". Number one, if I had a car, why would I call the SuperShuttle? Number two, YOU'RE THE FREAKING PROFESSIONAL! RADIO TO YOUR BASE AND GET DIRECTIONS. Putzes. All of them.

Posted in Scowls.


Archived Smirk

Last night was the Brian Setzer show. I know that Janet is planning on writing about the show, so I am just going to quickly say that it was one of the best concerts that I have ever seen. You have to love someone with that many tattoos.
This leads to another little smirk… last night, as I was heading to the bathroom during the opening act (which sucked&#41, I overheard two preppie/yuppie/cardigan wearing/blond-hair-in-a-bob women commenting about the new tattoos on my arm… and they were positive comments! I don't remember exactly what they said, but it was something like "My God, those tattoos are amazing. Ask him where he got them done!" Of course, they didn't ask me where I got them… they just held onto their Miller Lites and watched as I walked by. Ha!

Posted in Smirks.