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Sometimes, it's the small things that can make me happy. This morning, I tested out the new fog-free bathtub mirror I bought at Cliff's Variety. For $6.99 I can finally shave in the shower. Why is this such a significant purchase? Let me explain: Every time I shave… the sink gets clogged… really clogged (like whip out the boiling water and Drano clogged&#41… so, usually, if you happen to see me, I have an extra few days of facial growth because I just don't want to go through the hassle of cleaning out the sink. Now, due to the magic of this little plastic mirror, I'll be able to shave regularly again.

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